Post by MINOR CATASTROPHES on May 5, 2010 18:16:25 GMT -7
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who the fuck put voldemort in charge?![/font]
gee, what idiot decided that it would be a good idea to make lord fucking voldemort the minister of
magic? oh, that’s right. that’s what happens when the dude wins the war for england. still, no one ex-
pected this – bodies in the streets, muggles enslaved… at least he’s having a fun time of it. when the
order of the phoenix surrendered in 1982 and albus dumbledore was executed, all the violence was
supposed to stop. ever since that fateful day, everything is only looking down; the knights of walp-
urgis have created their own division in the ministry, and those crazy folk are certainly not letting
any of their enemies off easy. i’d suggest locking your doors, but that isn’t going to stop them from ba-
rging into your house at midnight if they’re tired of you. going out of your house past curfew? fuck-
ing forget it. keeping secrets from the ministry? very funny. secrecy laws? what the fuck are those
– all the muggles in england know what’s going on. if you’re a muggleborn, you better fucking regi-
ster with the ministry, but try not to fight back too much when the knights come to pick you off in
your bed. you are their bitch, do you hear me? if you’re a muggle… well, good luck getting out of this
shit, pal. you are a slave. you are a nothing. if i were you, i wouldn’t fight it anymore. just fucking al-
ign yourself with the knights and forget it. it is the only way for wizards lead a remotely normal life
after all.
wait, you thought we’d let voldemort off that easily, didn’t you? ha, yeah right – that’s what the resis-
tance is for. don’t kid yourself and start thinking that they’re actually doing anything. james potter's
no albus dumbledore, and even with the help of his school friends he can’t do much more than start a
few skirmishes. needless to say, the entire resistance force is very fucking tired of it. no more miniat-
ure disasters for them. they on to planning something big – something that will rock the very found-
ation of voldemort’s tyranny. trouble is, they just need to figure out what the fuck they’re going to do
to manage that. we are in deep shit, my friends. these are dark times we live in.[/size]
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who the fuck put voldemort in charge?![/font]
gee, what idiot decided that it would be a good idea to make lord fucking voldemort the minister of
magic? oh, that’s right. that’s what happens when the dude wins the war for england. still, no one ex-
pected this – bodies in the streets, muggles enslaved… at least he’s having a fun time of it. when the
order of the phoenix surrendered in 1982 and albus dumbledore was executed, all the violence was
supposed to stop. ever since that fateful day, everything is only looking down; the knights of walp-
urgis have created their own division in the ministry, and those crazy folk are certainly not letting
any of their enemies off easy. i’d suggest locking your doors, but that isn’t going to stop them from ba-
rging into your house at midnight if they’re tired of you. going out of your house past curfew? fuck-
ing forget it. keeping secrets from the ministry? very funny. secrecy laws? what the fuck are those
– all the muggles in england know what’s going on. if you’re a muggleborn, you better fucking regi-
ster with the ministry, but try not to fight back too much when the knights come to pick you off in
your bed. you are their bitch, do you hear me? if you’re a muggle… well, good luck getting out of this
shit, pal. you are a slave. you are a nothing. if i were you, i wouldn’t fight it anymore. just fucking al-
ign yourself with the knights and forget it. it is the only way for wizards lead a remotely normal life
after all.
wait, you thought we’d let voldemort off that easily, didn’t you? ha, yeah right – that’s what the resis-
tance is for. don’t kid yourself and start thinking that they’re actually doing anything. james potter's
no albus dumbledore, and even with the help of his school friends he can’t do much more than start a
few skirmishes. needless to say, the entire resistance force is very fucking tired of it. no more miniat-
ure disasters for them. they on to planning something big – something that will rock the very found-
ation of voldemort’s tyranny. trouble is, they just need to figure out what the fuck they’re going to do
to manage that. we are in deep shit, my friends. these are dark times we live in.[/size]
PLOT ● RULES ● FIRST LINK ● LINK BACK ● AFFILIATE[/center]